(It's not your computer crashing, it's just back to good old basics.)
Linux trabant-1.1 #1 Sun Jan 4 19:06:23 CET 2009 x86
The programs running on this system are free software;
the exact terms for using the services are described below.
To access more information, please see below.
aboutus projects hardware services contact
user@trabant:~$ cat aboutus
We are a bunch of hardcore UNIX guys working in the hosting and the
co-location sector in Hungary for medium- and large-sized companies,
who also built a few private servers for their own projects.
You can find our projects under the "projects" file.